A Recipe For Puppy Pie

Puppy Pie

Take one puppy, roll and play until lightly pampered, then add the
following.

1 cup patience
1 cup understanding
1 small pinch of correction
1 cup well packed, hard work
2 heaping cups of praise
1 1/2 cups of fun, any flavor

Blend well

Now Heat with the warmth of your heart until raised or until puppy has doubled in size.

Mix with owner until consistency is that the owner and puppy are one.