You Know You Are A Dog Person When…

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A DOG PERSON WHEN…..

• You have a kiddie wading pool in the yard, but no small children.

• Lintwheels are on your shopping list every week.

• You have baby gates permanently installed at strategic places around the house, but no babies.

• The trash can is more or less permanently installed in the kitchen sink, to keep the dog out of it while you’re at work.

• • You can’t see out the passenger side of the windshield because there are nose–prints all over the inside.

• Poop has become a source of conversation for you and your significant other.

• Your dog sleeps with you.

• You have 32 different names for your dog. Most make no sense, but the dog understands them all.

• You like people who like your dog. You despise people who don’t.

• You carry dog biscuits in your purse or pocket at all times.

• You talk about your dog the way other people talk about their kid.

• You put an extra blanket on the bed so your dog is more comfortable.